Being a nae (non) exec is not a thing of plessure, in short it means you are not a decent human. This will be a weekly list and hopefully we wont see the same exec offenders every week.

1. 'Arry Redknapp, managed to go from a semi-likeable chap to a tool in a very short space of time. Spending too much time in London has made him delusional.

2. The XX, excellent album and one you will still here in trickle but winning the Mercury awards is a big faux pas these days, it guarantees a worrying second album and a chav remix of Islands.


4. Gordon Ramsay, all his programmes are the same and I can't watch his face on TV, far too many wrinkles.

5. Rafael Nadal, bit of a shame this one as out of all of them he is one of the more executive tennis players but as Commander Bayes pointed out tennis is a nae exec sport. He will never be as cool as Sampras.