A new feature we are going to run is a look at the top five execs from the week gone by. Running along side this will be the nae execs list, a list of shame and tyranny that no self-respecting individual should ever be seen on! Aspire to be an exec, its the only way.
1. Don Draper, mad men is back on bbc4, say no more rodney.
2. Jools Holland, celebrating 250 episodes and introducing us to some brilliant musique along the way. For me seeing Dengue Fever was a wonderful thing.
3. Fuck Buttons, withdrawing from the Mercury is exec worthy behaviour.
4. George Michael, pretty sure drug driving never hurt anyone...
5. Ricky Hatton, into rehab for depression and alcohol abuse. Rehab is for quitters Ricky, you're on the list.