1. Glastonbury, don't get all the fuss, anyone would think Kraftwerk are playing. Klangbad is the exec's choice.
2. theCut, sooooo last week...
3. Jamie Redknapp, I can't turn on Sky Sports these days without seeing his crotch all over my TV screen.
4. Fifa, computer games are for squares.
5. Wallstreet 2, definitely not cashing in on the 80's classic.