Nae Exec Weekly


1. Ed Miliband, communist

2. Jay Kay, famous for producing mediocre songs and driving expensive cars. He showcased Jamiroquai new track on Jools Holland but forgot to mention that trickle can dance better than him.

3. Gary, missed an excellent weekend partying in Newcastle to undertake a spot of DIY and attend an 80th Birthday party.


4. NME, they have just realised Bowie is genius.


5. Disney Rascal, where did it all go wrong? I used to like your swagger and ting before you made the cross over into pop music and impersonating Simon Cowell.